FUCK INSTAGRAM!
Remember that time I didn’t give a fuck that you have finals, aren’t studying for finals and are now done with finals.
If you thought your status was going to be cool or original than you shouldn’t be friends with 500 other college-age people.
| Giving a guy a blowjob: | mouth -> penis -> pleasure |
| Eating out a girl: | Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot. |
| Yes. |
What the hell have I gotten myself into.
I wasn’t looking for this, but then I tripped.
And fell.
Hard.
It’s happening.
That moment they told us about. The longing to never leave.
The best years of your life bullshit that you claim is a myth, but secretly know your doomed to never have it as good.
The past two months have been incredible. I’ll never know if my solo status encouraged the experience or if knowing all you have left is two months and seven days did it.
But I also miss New York terribly. Not just New York, but my girls and carelessness in New York. A feeling I may never be able to achieve again.
I’m one of those people who claims to be independent, but still need the slightest bit of male attention on the side.
Fuck rebounds.
Shit that pisses me off:
Ex boyfriends who get dressed up to go to the bar after the breakup. Way to finally give two fucks.
Fuck emotions.
I need these ASAP. grad present anyone?? Preferably if the map is new york, london or paris
UPDATE: I clicked the link. It’s NY. perfies
I can haz?
